Shroop 1:1 - 1:10

In the beginning the Universe was without form, and void; and the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there by silence: and there was silence. And God heard the silence, that it was good: and God divided the silence from the football. And God called the silence Silent and the football he called Football.

And God said, Let there be form in the midst of the silence, and let it be silent within the silence. And God made the form, and divided the universe which existed in the form from the non-existant universe which did not exist in any form.

And God said, Let there be motion in the form, and let the Football move within the form: and it was so.

And God said, Let us make Mr Dictator in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the form. And God said unto him, Be dictatorial, and dictate, and give dictation to the Universe, and subdue it, and have dominion over the members thereof, and over nonexistent creatures, and over every living thing that moveth upon the form.

And God said unto him, Behold, I have given you every rule bearing merit, which is upon the form of all the universe, and all the motion of the Football.

And the LORD God commanded the dictator, saying, Of every rule thou may freely speak, but thou shall not expose any rule into the written word.