At SWUUSI 2001, we played a game of Silent Football in which wormholes were born. I don't remember exactly who was there, but members of that game included Mike Holcomb as Padre Donut in Mis Pantalones, Sean Bibby as Mr The Bibbster, Lawren Miller as Miss Playa Hata, Joel Brazell as Mr Greenhair (I think), Danny Segal as Sir Mumbles, and Nathan Sexton as Mr Sexton Mr Nathan Sexton, and me as Dictator. Elizabeth and Bryn had been in the game as Oreos 1 and 2, respectively, but they were kidnapped before the wormholes were born. Joel was kidnapped as well, but I don't know if that was before or after the wormhole creation.
Wormholes do not need to be explained before the game begins. As Dictator, I will usually introduce a wormhole after everyone has the rules of football motion down so clearly that errors are no longer being made.
Let's refer back to this circle. After everyone has been passing the ball flawlessly for a few minutes, I might interject or wait until someone raises their hand to basically say, "this is boring [please save us with a wormhole!]"
I'll choose two experienced players, preferably sitting across the circle from one another. "Okay, there now exists a two-way wormhole between Mike and Lawren."
Before anyone even asks a question, I'll be all, "Customary Tip of the Hat..." to begin the next round. If questions are still apparent, I'll say that wormholes are pretty easy to understand.
A wormhole magically transports the football from one player to another.
In this case, if Dictator Fwaps to Mike, the fooball is transported to Lawren, as if Dictator had Fwapped to Lawren. The Fwap retains its same direction. If Lawren choose to Fwap, she would have to do so to her right. If Lawren shrugs, the football comes back to the *Dictator*, not to Mike, for the Dictator was the one who actively sent her the football.
If Katy Zooms to Lawren, the football is magically transported to Mike, as if Katy had Zoomed to Mike.
If a player Fwaps past a wormhole, the Football does not get sucked up by the wormhole. So in the picture, if Nick Fwaps twice to Nick's right, the football goes to Lauuryn, just like normal.
Here's where wormholes get to be fun. Follow along on the image above with a wormhole between Mike and Lawren, and read this scenario until it makes sense:
Mr Dictator Zooms the football to Ben. Ben Fwaps once to Ben's left, putting the football on Mike (where it's instantly transported to Lawren). Lawren Shrugs, sending the football back to Ben. Ben Shrugs, sending the football back to Lawren (where it's instantly transported to Mike).
Mike, being a smartass, Zooms the football to Lawren (where it's instantly transported back to himself. (*))
Mike now Shrugs the football back to himself (he Zoomed it to himself, he can refuse it back to himself), (where it's instantly transported to Lawren.
* kudos to Mike Holcomb for being the first to legally Zoom the football to himself.
Once people get the hang of football motion with a single two-way wormhole, I may add another.
"Now there is also a two-way wormhole between Nick and Dan."
Dictator Fwaps two spaces to his left to Dan -> Nick.
Nick Fwaps three spaces to his left to Mike -> Lawren.
Lawren Shrodems back to Nick -> Dan.
Dan Shrodems back to Lawren -> Mike.
Adding more two-way wormholes does not make things any more complicated than the hijinx above. When added one at a time, wormholes are easy to memorize.
"In addition to the original two two-way wormholes, there is now a one-way wormhole from Lauuryn to Ryan, another one-way wormhole from Ryan to Katy, and a third one-way wormhole from Katy to Lauuryn."
Dictator Zooms to Katy -> Lauuryn.
Lauuryn Fwaps twice to her right to Dan -> Nick.
Nick Shrugs back to Lauuryn -> Ryan.
Ryan Zooms to Katy -> Lauuryn.
Lauuryn Shrodems back to Ryan -> Katy.
Katy Fwaps to Mike -> Lawren.
Lawren Shrugs back to Katy -> Lauuryn.
Lauuryn Zooms to Nick -> Dan.
Dan, during all this entertainment has fallen asleep. When the ball lands on him, and he doesn't respond, a few hands go up.
Dictator corrects the problem: "The wormhole between Nick and Dan is now between Nick and Ben. Dan is a blackhole, which means he must be counted during Fwaps, but no one may move the football to him. There is also a two-way wormhole between Mr Dictator and Laura. This means when the ball is put into play, it starts with Laura, after I say 'Customary here we go.'"
"Customary Tip of the Hat!" (tip of the hat!) "Customary shroop!" (shroop!) "Customary Here We Go!" (here we go!)
Laura Fwaps two spaces to her right to Katy -> Lauuryn.
Lauuryn Zooms to Mike -> Lawren.
Lawren Shrugs back to Lauuryn -> Ryan.
Ryan glares at Lawren and Zooms agressively to Mike -> Lawren.
Lawren gives Ryan the evil eye and Fwaps to Lauuryn -> Ryan.
The most beautiful fun of all this is watching everyone in the group watching the invisible football move from person to person through wormholes. So fascinating and hilarious!
As a side note, I will mention that I've discovered an interesting thing with two-way wormholes. If the entire circle is covered in wormholes that are parallel, then repeated Fwaps always bring the football back to the first Fwapper.
Check out the pattern above. If anyone Fwaps N times to their left (or right), then whoever ends up with the ball can Fwap it N times the same direction and it will end up back with whoever Fwapped it originally. Seasoned players may enjoy this unusual phenomenon, for it seems to defy the concept of Fwaps not being returnable with a Fwap.
Another interesting thing: In the image above, if Ben fwaps three times to his right, there is no precise way to tell if the football now lies with Mike, or with Ryan.
Usually the cadence of the fwaps gives the answer, but not always.
Only once have I played a game that included parallel universes. It went rather better than I guessed it might.
The basic idea is that there are two universes, two Silent Football games happening "at once." Each universe has one dictator, and the players of both universes are mixed in one circle. There is only one Sacred Football. The players in each universe are distinguished by hair color or shirt color, or by any other means agreeable by the group.
In our case, one person fell asleep, and we used him not as a blackhole, but as a portal between the universes. If no players are asleep, then an empty chair or a plant or anything will work to take that space in the circle.
One of the dictators starts the game in the normal way, but only players in his/her universe responds to the Customaries, and only players in his/her universe may receive the football. The sleeping player (or plant or whatever) counts as being in both universes.
We decided only the universe with the football could raise their hand to tattle. And of course they can tattle only on errors in their own universe. Members of the universe without the ball can get up and get a drink or pee or whatever. This is particularly helpful for dictators who haven't had a break in hours!
If the football goes to the other universe and then gets shrugged or shrodemed, it goes back to the player who sent it, not to the blackhole -> next-person.
The football retains its motion characteristics between universes: illegal moves are still illegal.
We didn't experiment with adding more wormholes within or across the universes. I think that wormholes within parallel universes would work fine, but I don't really see the value of making more wormholes between the universes. Seems to me that would destroy the point of the separate universes in the first place.